If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this
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Deliciously Humerous
eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
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REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME ARWIN MADE A PARALLEL UNIVERSALIZER THAT LOOKED LIKE A PAY PHONE BOOTH AND NONE OF US REALIZED THAT IT WAS A DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE?
(via lrvin)
My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness
i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job
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omg my sisters just came in and started playing a song from the lorax movie, sang to it and acted it out and then just left lol what just happened
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Volunteer at the Olympics reacts to a fist bump from Usain Bolt
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so remember that one time I posted something on tumblr and it got like thousands of notes?
IT’S BACK
I AM SO CONFUSED
OH MY GOD, IT’S BACK! BLESS THIS VIDEO! ALL THE AWARDS
oh my god how could i forget this
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if you poop in holy water does that make it holy shit
the night bloggers are here
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