Deliciously Humerous

Kayla, 15, Australia

asmymlivural:

If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this

(Source: femburton, via funnybrunette)

photoshoppedreality:

hussiescondensedevil:

eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow

That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.

(Source: halfassedotaku, via funnybrunette)

ofdemonsandtimelords:

REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME ARWIN MADE A PARALLEL UNIVERSALIZER THAT LOOKED LIKE A PAY PHONE BOOTH AND NONE OF US REALIZED THAT IT WAS A DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE?

ofdemonsandtimelords:

REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME ARWIN MADE A PARALLEL UNIVERSALIZER THAT LOOKED LIKE A PAY PHONE BOOTH AND NONE OF US REALIZED THAT IT WAS A DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE?

(Source: greglastrade, via lrvin-deactivated20131229)

jakeenglish:

jakeenglish:

My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness

i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job

jakeenglish:

jakeenglish:

My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness

i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job

(Source: lalna, via lrvin-deactivated20131229)

fuckyeahloldemort:

omg my sisters just came in and started playing a song from the lorax movie, sang to it and acted it out and then just left lol what just happened

(via futurefreak)


Volunteer at the Olympics reacts to a fist bump from Usain Bolt

Volunteer at the Olympics reacts to a fist bump from Usain Bolt

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

tumbloler:

alangwiggy:

peetatoast:

primisthebomb:

haymitchsemptybottle:

so remember that one time I posted something on tumblr and it got like thousands of notes?

IT’S BACK

I AM SO CONFUSED

OH MY GOD, IT’S BACK! BLESS THIS VIDEO! ALL THE AWARDS

oh my god how could i forget this

(via wlison)

(Source: monodoh, via fuckyeahloldemort)

miketakeschucktobonercity:

moeartea:

if you poop in holy water does that make it holy shit

the night bloggers are here

(Source: oswinne, via fuckyeahloldemort)

(Source: twirlingcarousel, via wlison)

caraknightley:

pizzaforpresident:

I AM FUCKING SCREAMING NOTHING CAN CONTAIN MY LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW

OH MY FCUKING GOD

caraknightley:

pizzaforpresident:

I AM FUCKING SCREAMING NOTHING CAN CONTAIN MY LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW

OH MY FCUKING GOD

(via orgasmic-humor)