photoshoppedreality: hussiescondensedevil: eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
fuckyeahloldemort: omg my sisters just came in and started playing a song from the lorax movie, sang to it and acted it out and then just left lol what just happened
miketakeschucktobonercity: moeartea: if you poop in holy water does that make it holy shit the night bloggers are here
thelovelylunareclipse: I CANT BELIEVE THIS...
carlottathedragonwhore: scruffylookinnerfherder: freetheboobs: Imagine being free all the time. Then suddenly as you begin to grow and mature you are trapped in the dark, hidden away, suffocated and only fully released at night. As you continue to grow you may be forced into ridiculously small spaces, or constantly pushed around. That is the tragic life of a boob. #I don’t know what I was...
My roommate hacked my Facebook
morganmccarty: And set my status to “I’m going to steal the declaration of independance” So, of course, I couldn’t NOT retaliate… And then I set her status to “Just finished fifty shades of grey. Best book ever! so deep.” I think we all know who won.
steferined: the human eye can see 525 shades of grey why are we only focusing on 50 that’s rude
That awkward moment when you realize that growing...
m4ge: lordcaliborn: if you were a human raised by cows and you were breastfed by that cow would you use human breast milk on your cereal when you grew up are you okay
crystalindulgence: I hate how if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she’s considered a slut, but if a guy does the exact same thing, he’s ‘gay’
a-very-mad-world: piledriverswaltz: thomasbangalter: piledriverswaltz: how do fish have sex the female lay their eggs in the water, then the male puts their sperm on the eggs. so they don’t even get to touch the booty what a waste why do you think nemo wanted to touch the butt so bad
thequeenoftacos: if ironman and the silver surfer teamed up they would be alloys
poisonousjoy: mpregasus: mpregasus: im cryign the lighting in my dads condo is rly weird and i jus tried one of the lights in a diff bathroom and it makes the toilet look rly dramatic help im lalughign fixed it
Shipping to the US: Free
Shipping to Australia: $500 plus your soul
lanadelerey: a gymnast walks into a bar he gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chances for a medal